Mei-chan no Shitsuji:  Episode 6
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Previously on Mei-chan...things were awkward with Rihito because of their wonderful hug. Unbeknownst to them someone had taken pictures and evil forces worked it to their advantage....



Mei and Rihito arrive to a heavily posted up board with pictures of their hug. Mei is distraught and Rihito is just plain 'ol shocked. She starts taking them down after everyone starts accusing her of breaking the rules, like she and Rihito were literally caught with their pants down. Mammee arrives with more pictures from elsewhere and starts helping Mei with the board.

Why does she look like she's been caught with her hand in the cookie jar, if she really is oblivious about Mameshiba's feelings?

Or she's just embarassed, in general? See, that's where I can't relate. I'd be all proud and prolly be grinning that someone caught every second on film for me.

Then again, I'm not in that school.

Anyway, Rihito tries to help too but Mammee starts blaming him and saying he's hurt her again.



Izumi breaks them up and informs Mei and Rihito that they have to be separated as they investigate their relationship. Rihito has to stay at the church thingy place.

I've been bothered by his pants before but never have i seen it displayed in such a blantantly ugly and distracting angle. Are they plastic?! Perhaps a plastic, snake-skin hybrid....

He apologizes and Mei is just sad.

So am I!



In Ombra, the students barge in and check for "evidence" of their relationship.

We're told that not only are Mei and Rihito being invesitigated but also the entire student body.

Fujiko is removed from Nezu's person; cause really, she seems to have an orgasm whenever they're together. Well, they're probably confused because she's a walking orgasm on her own.




Gangstah. Was that supposed the be Mandarin?
I love how she calls Mammee "boy." LOL.
Kiss on the forehead. Wow, you guys got far.

Fujiko is in Mei's room, lamenting on Nezu's absence. She tells them he's her bodyguard because she from the Chinese mafia. She doesn't want to be married to an oil baron but desires to be a housewife instead, cooking and taking care of Nezu. But they haven't done anything yet. Just a kiss on the forehead. Mammee and Mei find them to be so advanced already. (????)

Nezu and Rihito are in the church thingy and Nezu tells him several pairs have been removed already. He figures they'll be gone too.


Mameshiba and the pet rat

Shinobu is waiting to ruin Mammee's day. Mameshiba shrugs him off and walks away, but not before the rat tells him he's losing to his brother.

You have to really respect Mameshiba. He doesn't take Shinobu's crap. If only everyone else would just walk away from the fool.



Both Nezu and Rihito are released due to insufficient evidence. Nezu tries to be the playah that he is and attempts to remove the stick out of one Sole's ass. Rihito looks on, amused. (Taking notes, I hope????)




Back at the love nest

Having dinner is just not the same anymore. Mei and Rihito try to talk but it's not working





Mei drops her spoon and they both reach at the same time. HAND TOUCH!

Rihito is nervous. He's not allowed to endure because Tami and Kanda bust in on them. They give Mei a blowup of that perfect moment.

I hate when they're interrupted =(




News. The fat girl cracks me up. I would react the same way, yo.

There's to be a butler exchange.




It's unbelievable.

This is supposed to teach them that no matter who their butler is, it's the same sh1t.

Not really guys. Easy for the Soul Hive to decree such a thing, they don't have butlers. We all know Lucia agrees cause she don't want hers.




The drawing.

Like we don't already know how this plays out.




No one's satisfied. Least of all the butler who got the chubby chick. What a hilarious reaction.

Fujiko-Daimon
Izumi-Kanda
Rika-Kiba
Rin-Aoyama
Milk-Yotsuya
Tami-Nezu
Mei-Mammee




Totally rigged and Mei knows it.

Gee, I wonder who Rihito goes to. I couldn't possibly guess.

Even though Shinobu is evil in carnate, I still find him hot -___-




Aww! I so sad...parting scene...T__T

Rihito comes to get his "stuff." He also leaves her a list for Mameshiba of where to find things for her.

Mei tries to talk about what happened at the park but he brushes her off and tries to leave. Not before declaring,

"I'll come back for you soon, baby. Wait for me!!" (maybe not in those exact words)




The hall is in dissaray. That's a clear shot of Aoyama's behind. Fujiko and Daimon are giving a show.

Daimon is having trouble adapting to Fujiko's "mature" body and Miruku  is pissed. Aoyama is still recovering.

Mei arrives.

What's going on guys?
What does it look like?
Are you wrestling?!

No, Mei, it's a dance. If you win it, you'll get five stellas. Woot.


Nezu, stop acting like you're happy without me.
I'm not your butler anymore. Nosebleed, over there, is

.


This is a riot. I had to laugh at it, what with the fantasy fog effect and sleepy music applied to the scene.

Fuck that sh1t, let's go Mammee! And .... they butt heads.

Yes, Rihito. Look on with sadness...




I'm so happy mei addressess the situation. It's ridiculous, really. Let's make up our own rules and change sh1t every episode. Pfft!

Mei needs to cool off. This idiocy is getting to her. She visits her bff. They talk about the butler exchange.

I think this scene cemented my fondness for Mameshiba and Mei's bff (what's her name? Natsumi?? Am I completely off??). They look so cute together. Why can't he see that she's crushing on him?

Same reason Mei can't see Mameshiba, haha!

Her sister gets flustered with the idea of Rihito and Lucia in the same sleeping vicinity. Mei is also bothered.

Me too!


Come on, who sleeps that way?
Vampires and fake people being fake, is who. She's made up of both.

Hold my hand till I sweep, Rihito-kun. Change my diapers while you're at it, yeah?

'I'll sleep well now.'

'Too bad I wont. You can't tell I'm repulsed because I'm an S-type butler, frontin' is in my blood.'

It's so obvious he wants to strangle her. Right? Or is that just me....


Where are you going?
None of your business, that's where.

You have to really admire Shinobu's dedication to Shiori. I mean, he's in everyone's face and on their balls making sure her wishes are granted. It must be so tiring but he puts up a brave front. What a trooper.





Poor thing, you can tell he's trying.



Mammee can't sleep. He hears a noise and acquires a plastic bat for protection?

Nezu is drunk and obnoxious, telling him he's going to lose to Rihito if he doesn't start acting like a man. (Yes, because you are clearly the right authority to advise such a thing. Can't even admit to yourself how you feel.)

Nezu calls for Fujiko in his sleep. Aw =(




Rihito, where are you off to at this time of night? Stalking Mei, perhaps?




And why the hell is Mei sitting right in front of the enemy?
(to look at Rihito)
Ah, I see.

Didn't you know? Butlers are 1/3 ninjas, yo.

Lucia tries to create some distance by illustrating that Mameshiba is taking care of Mei just fine.

Rihito is...showing the same expression, again! Man, look more troubled or something. The show's almost over. GrRr..




More dance practice

'He isn't bothered at the sight of me dancing with another man.'

Aww, I like Fujiko. I think her feelings and reactions are quite relatable.




Sad Mei


I have to be a man now.

Must admit, I have a thing for possessive guys. (Possessiveness to a healthy degree, mind you.) Mammee totally pulled if off. I'd stand to attention, too. Hehe.

How long did you expect him to take all her longing looks aimed at Rihito.




Ah! Total hand touch!

(Oh gosh, can you tell I'm desperate for moments?)




Bring it, brotha. Poor Mei is in the middle.



You drop your smile when we're alone.'
NooOo, rly? Me not liking your ass probably has a lot to do with it.

Rihito is processing what he's just seen from Mameshiba. Is he worried?

Omg, you seriously better be, Hiro.



Weak slap; needs some work.

Mei and Mammee are witness to a confrontation between Fujiko and Nezu.
Fujiko wants Nezu to take her to the dance. He says he isn't serving her and that she isn't special to him. She deals him a sissy slap to the face and walks off after telling him how she feels. Forbidden!

Poor Fujiko. She loves the apathetic bastard.

He tells Mammee, 'Fujiko needs to find her own happiness.' The best thing to do  is to push her away, right?

Oh please. What a cowardly answer.


Mei catches up with Fujiko. Tami joins the party.

They discuss the origin of the golden rule of Lucia Academy. A lady and her butler fell in love. (They didn't really explain why that was a bad thing. Family ties and reputation, maybe? Eh.)

'If you go to the house on the night of the dance, you'll be with the one you love forever.'
I can see why that would be such a draw when you're in her situation.




'The chiks in school are going to be married according to their parents'  wishes, no matter how fond of their butlers they are.'

Mei recalls the other girls, their butlers, and of herself and Rihito. SAD!!

'But I want to go to that bloody house, dammit!' (Mei is agreeing with her in her head ^^)





'You know Mei, if you become the successor, you'd have to marry who we want you to. Rihito's JOB is to make sure you become a proper lady, that's all it is.'

Omg, you absolute prick. Wtf?! Who says sh1t like that? Go to hell, devil boy!

At the dance hall...

'Mei, get your freakin' act together and start concentrating. Focus!'

'How can I focus? Two-face Lucia stole mah man. I've fallen for him and I'm confused about how he feels. Does he only think of himself as my butler? I'm unhappy when he's not around and that pastyguy is still on my case! I have a lot on my freakin plate Mameshiba, gimme a break.'




Must ignore...





Oooohhh...BURN.






Dija feel that? Didja? Freezer burn.

Look Rihito, I can see you're hurting too, but I'm gonna need a lil bit more than those half-ass looks you keep giving.



Mei is extremely bothered. She has to make udon now.

They start discussing how life used to be before she became a Hongo
.
Happy times.

'Mei, why can't we go back to that? It's not too late.'

'What're you talking about? I was just joking.'

'It's because of him, isn't it?'

Coincidentally, Rihito is right outside the door.


OMG, SAY SOMETHING!!! WE all know it's why you're staying!! Ah, you're killing me, Mei!

(Rihito, you better have heard that part and the fact that she didn't deny it. Are you taking notes with that special pen of yours. Please, get a freakin' clue already.)





Oh man...it got heavy in like .03 seconds...

'That's right, you keep calling me Mameshiba. I, in turn, call you Four-eyed udon. If I didn't, you'd be able to tell that...

...I LIKE YOU.'

Say what now????


Cheese and Rice. Seriously?!



Outside...

What the hell are you really thinking?! Stop giving those looks! No one knows what they freakin' mean.


But damn, you look so good.





This is the second show hiro's been in with a scene just like this one, ending it in the exact same way.

What's up with that?

The other one is in Zettai Kareshi. Didn't like him so much there.




*Hugs*





Let's all go to the dance place, guys!

.GLOOM.

No one has any energy. All uncoordinated and bumbling.



Completely mismatched. Yotsuya still keeps trying to pick up Miruku. Hehehe.






M: Hold up, I can't take anymore or this BS. Let's just all stop this nonsense and put everyone with who they belong with, yeah?

S: What're you talking about, boy?

M: It's not working. No one is happy. We're not doing this anymore.





Mammee convinces Nezu to stop being such a prick and tell Fujiko what's really up.

'You're the only special one to me, Fujiko.' =)

Everyone rearranges.




That's more like it.

Happy faces, yay!




Just gangbang these bitches.


Your super straight, perfect bangs are DENIED.



Mei is touched and grateful.

Mameshiba always shines whenever he's lecturing these stuck up fools. Aw...I think I would cry, too.

Tami beckons Mei to follow her.

Can you guess where they go?


En route to the special house, deep in the woods of hell.

Tami says Rihito is waiting for her at that place they discussed the last time.

She also mentions that although they were apart, Rihito has been looking out for her during their separation. He would stand watch, guarding her quarters while she slept, equipped with his handy lantern of love.

Ahh!!! What a sweetheart...Rihito-sama, you're such a caring man. RAWR.     



And so we start our descent into the black depths.

This is so creepy. I was screaming for her to get the fuck out man. I seriously thought Jason or some demon thing would come and kill her. Lucia is Rosemary's baby, after all.




Hold up, you're not Rihito!

'What do you have to tell me, Mei?'

'What are you on about? I have a date with Rihito-sama. That's what Tami told me, anyway.'




Oh noes, my poor Rihito sama can't find his Mei-chan.





Why does it have to be tinted red for? With the virgin mary in the background? Why the hell you gotta creep me out this late at night...

I could swear she was gonna pull some Ju-on antics, turn her head 180 and start mumbling sh1t.

Apparently, it's all  for "Lucia-sama".

I  think we all got the message. Everyone and their mother took you as the snitch.




.Preview.

Psychotic brown-noser and her army of wannabe ninjas close in on Mei and Mammee.

There's an udon party. Why isn't mei wearing her uniform...


Underwear....???


Rika's big hair makes a return.
Are they in a haunted house? Could they be possessed?


Omg, get your hands off her Mameshiba! The only one who can hug her so possessively is Rihito.




Why is her bed covered with sheets? Mei is going somewhere? Leaving?! And without Rihito? Why else would he be on the verge of tears?!

WHY DO THE HIRAGANA SAY 'SAYONARA' TO MEI?!!!
I haven't had Japanese in years but I can still recognize that much!

OH HELL TO THE NO.